When we can converse with the animals, we will know the change is halfway here. When we can converse with the forest, we will know the change has come.

I am cheerful. I don't know if I'm happy. There is a difference, you know.

Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?

Something has got to hold it together. I'm saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.

Madame Lily Devalier always asked "Where are you?" in a way that insinuated that there were only two places on earth one could be: New Orleans and somewhere ridiculous.

A hamburger is an icon of layered circles, the circle being at once the most spiritual and the most sensual of shapes.

Virtually every advancement made by our species since civilization first peeked out of its nest of stone has been initiated by lone individuals, mavericks who more often than not were ignored, mocked, or viciously persecuted by society and its institutions.