Ultimately, the roast turkey must be regarded as a monument to Boomer's love.
Whatever goes wrong can be used to your advantage, providing it goes wrong enough.
Louisiana in September was like an obscene phone call from nature. The air - moist, sultry, secretive, and far from fresh - felt as if it were being exhaled into one's face. Sometimes it even sounded like heavy breathing.
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.
You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning 'til dee sun come up.
When humans were young, they were pushed around in strollers. When they were old, they were pushed around in wheelchairs. In between, they were just pushed around.