From the outside, my life may look chaotic, but inside I feel like some kind of monk licking an ice cream cone while straddling a runaway horse.

Live the beauty or your own reality.

I rather like the smell of absurdity in the morning.

Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.

Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?

When we accept bad art because it's good politics, we're killing the swan to feed the chickens.

I mean that gods do not limit men. Men limit men.