When I sit down to write, I just let the goose out of the bottle.

Conservatives understand Halloween, liberals only understand Christmas. If you want to control a population, don't give it social services, give it a scary adversary.

Sharks are the criminals of the sea. Dolphins are the outlaws.

Some folks hide and some folks seek, and seeking when its mindless, neurotic, desperate, or pusillanimous, can be a form of hiding.

Death is simple. Life is messy. Give me life, the more complicated the better.

The sky was the color of Edgar Allan Poe's pajamas.

The winter passed as slowly and peacefully as a boa constrictor digesting a valium addict.