The only authority I respect is the one that causes butterflies to fly south in fall and north in springtime.
Tom RobbinsThey fell asleep smiling. It is to erase the fixed smiles of sleeping couples that Satan trained roosters to crow at five in the morning.
Tom RobbinsListen, I've been sick ever since I started working here, but today I'm well and I won't be in anymore.
Tom Robbins