Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.

Here's an idea: let's get over ourselves, buy a cherry pie, and go fall in love with life.

The brown paper bag is the only thing civilized man has produced that does not seem out of place in nature.

To live fully, one must be free, but to be free one must give up security. Therefore, to live one must be ready to die. How's that for a paradox?

All depression has its roots in self-pity, and all self-pity is rooted in people taking themselves too seriously.

Life's an offensive proposition from beginning to end. Maybe those who can't tolerate offense ought to just go ahead and end it all, and maybe those who demand financial compensation for offense ought to have it ended for them.

To an artist a metaphor is as real as a dollar.