Leave me in the night but please don't leave me in the dark

What bothers most critics of my work is the goofiness. One reviewer said I need to make up my mind if want to be funny or serious. My response is that I will make up my mind when God does, because life is a commingling of the sacred and the profane, good and evil. To try and separate them is fallacy.

I am cheerful. I don't know if I'm happy. There is a difference, you know.

Why procrastinate when you can precognitate?

Those people who recognise that imagination is reality's master, we call sages, and those who act upon it, we call artists.

If you need to visualize the soul, think of it as a cross between a wolf howl, a photon and a dribble of dark molasses. But what it really is, as near as I can tell, is a packet of information. It's a program, a piece of hyperspatial software designed explicitly to interface with the Mystery. Not a mystery, mind you - the Mystery. The one that can never be solved.

Logic only gives man what he needs... Magic gives him what he wants.