Above all, have a good time. If you aren’t enjoying writing it, you can hardly expect someone else to enjoy reading it.

There are only two mantras, yum and yuck, mine is yum.

You know what I mean? Real and unreal, beautiful and strange, like a dream. It got me high as a kite, but it didn’t last long enough. It ended too soon and left nothing behind.” That’s how it is with dreams,” said Priscilla. “They’re the perfect crime.

Let us, rather, gather facts, all the facts, regardless of aesthetic appeal or theoretical social worth, and spread those facts before us not as the soothsayer spreads the innards of a turkey but as a newspaper spreads its columns. Let us be journalists, then. And like all good journalists, we shall present our facts in an order that will satisfy the famous five W's: wow, whoopee, wahoo, why-not and whew.

Peeple of zee wurl, relax

Genius may stand on the shoulders of giants, but it stands alone.

There are people in this world who can wear whale masks and people who cannot, and the wise know to which group they belong.