red hair is caused by sugar and lust.

Solace? That's why God made fermented beverages and the blues.

As expected, you get his machine. Someday, even the "call of nature" will be answered by a machine.

The more advertising I see, the less I want to buy.

Bland writing - timid, antiseptic, vanilla writing - is nearly as unhealthy as the brutal and dark. Instead of sipping, say, elixir, nectar, tequila, or champagne, the reader is invited to slurp lumpy milk or choke on the author's dust bunnies.

One of my books is a hallucinogen, an aphrodisiac, a mood elevator, an intellectual garage door opener, and a metaphysical trash compactor. They'll do everything except rotate your tires.

The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist.