Though February lay about her shoulders like a cloak of lead.

O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate

Western civilization was declining too fast for comfort, but too slowly to be very exciting.

Wit and playfulness represent a desperately serious transcendence of evil. Humor is both a form of wisdom and a means of survival.

Unfortunately, little darlings, there is no such thing as a simple love story.The most transitory puppy crush is complex to the extent of lying beyond the far reaches of the brain's understanding.

You are what you think you eat.

Genius may stand on the shoulders of giants, but it stands alone.