If someone messes with me, I'm going to mess with them.

I am not as crazy as people think.

I weighed 190 when I got to boot camp, I came out at 178. I ate only the beans and tomato sauce.

I like to touch things. In my house I have a lot of velvet drapes and thick, lush couches.

If someone messes with me, I'm going to mess with them.

Temptation is impossible for me to resist Come on. This is Hollywood. It's in the job description.

Although I get so much fan mail from Great Britain, tell me, am I more famous there than Michael Madsen?