On Broadway, only the fire doors separate you from the sidewalk and you're lucky if the sound of a police car doesn't rip the envelope twice a night.

Sometimes I watch a scene I've written, and occasionally I think, "Oh, for God's sake, shut up."

Personally I am in favour of education but a university is not the place for it.

Between "just desserts" and "tragic irony" we are given quite a lot of scope for our particular talent. Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have got about as bad as they reasonably get.

We drift down time, clutching at straws. But what good's a brick to a drowning man?

I read for interest and enjoyment, and when I cease to enjoy it I stop.

Childhood is Last Chance Gulch for happiness. After that, you know too much.