Hotel rooms inhabit a separate moral universe.

ROS: Why don't you go and have a look? GUIL: Pragmatism?! - is that all you have to offer?

Theater is still a medium which attracts young writers. You'd think that it would be all over by now, with television and film. But it's not.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

The House of Lords, an illusion to which I have never been able to subscribe - responsibility without power, the prerogative of the eunuch throughout the ages.

Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want.

I don't write at the library, because I smoke when I work or would like the possibility of a smoke. Also, I need to be at my own desk.