My whole life is waiting for the questions to which I have prepared answers.

I'm so grateful to grab hold of something that wants to be a play. It doesn't happen very often. I don't have unwritten plays waiting for their turn.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one's arms around a side of beef.

I can put two and two together, you know. Do not think you are dealing with a man who has lost his grapes.

You can persuade a man to believe almost anything provided he is clever enough, but it is much more difficult to persuade someone less clever.

I take every possible side.

Every age thinks it's the modern age, but this one really is. Electricity is going to change everything. Everything!