There's something scary about stupidity made coherent.

Nowadays, an artist is someone who makes art mean the things he does.

It is not hard to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall it's a painting, and if you can walk around it it's a sculpture.

I've never written an original piece for film; all the original things I've done are for the stage.

Rosencrantz: Shouldn't we be doing something--constructive? Guildenstern: What did you have in mind? ... A short, blunt human pyramid...?

I can put two and two together, you know. Do not think you are dealing with a man who has lost his grapes.

I really love being in postproduction. First of all, it's all quite self-interested: You can protect things.