A writer doesn't really have much of a function on a movie set.
You can't treat royalty like people with normal perverted desires.
Give us this day our daily mask.
A movie camera is like having someone you have a crush on watching you from afar - you pretend it's not there.
A great production of a black comedy is better than a mediocre production of a comedy of errors.
As a playwright, you can cover a lot of waterfront without being able to hold your own against an expert in any of those areas. I have no illusions about that.