Pirates could happen to anyone.

And for the last three minutes on the wind of a windless day I have heard the sound of drums and flute.

I enjoy writing dialogue; it comes naturally to me.

It is not hard to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall it's a painting, and if you can walk around it it's a sculpture.

Rosencrantz: We might as well be dead. Do you think death could possibly be a boat? Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is...not. Death isn't. You take my meaning. Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not-be on a boat. Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats. Guildenstern: No, no, no--what you've been is not on boats.

It's the best possible time to be alive, when almost everything you thought you knew is wrong.

ROS: Why don't you go and have a look? GUIL: Pragmatism?! - is that all you have to offer?