A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe.

Young kids are doing the same thing I did, but they're doing it differently. They don't do brain surgery the way they used to do it either.

It is so important for me to try, and having tried I look back on failure and success as if it were all the same.

Me and Jesus got our own thing going on. We don't need anybody to tell us what it's all about.

I was well traveled, and I created this illusion of literacy through reading and writing. I wrote a book of short stories.

God bless little children while they're still too young to hate.

If Barbara Walters was interviewing me, I'd figure her career was as dead as mine!