You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can’t find anything worth doing.

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything.

It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

Maybe anything that anybody ever has is for now. What happened before is gone, and what will happen later is an illusion.