Leona Helmsley's dog made $12 million last year... and Dean McLaine, a farmer in Ohio, made $30,000. It's just a gigantic version of the madness that grows in every one of our brains.
You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.
If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
I'll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
I do like books on anatomy. I have to say I'm an amateur physician, I guess.
I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. 'occasionally' , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.