I don't go to church on Sunday, don't get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I do like books on anatomy. I have to say I'm an amateur physician, I guess.

It's hard to play with a bagpipe player. It's like an exotic bird. I love the sound, it's like strangling a goose.

When it's raining you can't find enough things to catch it in. When it's not you can stand out in the middle of the street in a dress and a funny hat and nothing's gonna make it rain. I go through periods - or spells - when I'm more receptive.

Disneyland is Vegas for children.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.