I don't go to church on Sunday, don't get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way

Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.

I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane.

Presley's what I go by, why don't you change the station.

I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. 'occasionally' , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.

It's rather mystifying when you think about writing songs - where they come from, and how they're born.

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.