It's hard to win when you always lose.
You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.
The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
I do like books on anatomy. I have to say I'm an amateur physician, I guess.