George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved.

We are all just monkeys with money and guns.

They say that I have no hits and that I'm difficult to work with. And they say that like it's a bad thing.

The trick is to have a career and have a family. It's like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.

Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?

Folks who work here are professors. Don't replace all the knowers with guessors keep'em open they're the ears of the town

Sometimes words are just music themselves. Like 'Chicago' is a very musical sounding name.