George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise.

I've lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.

Most changes in music, most exciting things that happen in music, occur through a miscommunication between people "I thought you said this." Poetry comes out of that too.

Never have your wallet with you onstage. It's bad luck. You shouldn't play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.

It's the same with men as with horses and dogs, nothing wants to die.