The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

I don't know if any genuine meaningful change could ever result from a song. It's kind of like throwing peanuts at a gorilla.

I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong… I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.

A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.

There's nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you're not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I'm the worst. I'm the worst at that.

You choke my days, I'll choke yours.

I’ve never met anyone who made it with a chick because they owned a Tom Waits album. I’ve got all three, and it’s never helped me.