The piano has been drinking, not me.

I don't like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, 'Oh God, another one bites the dust.'

Folks who work here are professors. Don't replace all the knowers with guessors keep'em open they're the ears of the town

You almost have to create situations in order to write about them, so I live in a constant state of self-imposed poverty. I don't want to live any other way.

but it's so hard to dance that way when it's cold and there's no music.

I'll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.

I'm always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you're drowning, and it's there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.