There's a place on my arm where I've written her name next to mine.

Oh, I got a beautiful 1959 Cadillac Coupe DeVille four-door. No one will ride in it with me.

I do like books on anatomy. I have to say I'm an amateur physician, I guess.

Presley's what I go by, why don't you change the station.

I don't like the stigma that comes with being called a poet . . . So I call what I'm doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.

You know what I really love? The CD players in a car. How when you put the CD right up by the slot, it actually takes it out of your hand, like it's hungry. It pulls it in, and you feel like it wants more silver discs.

They say that I have no hits and that I'm difficult to work with. And they say that like it's a bad thing.