I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that consists of Chicken Catastrophe and Eggs Overwhelming and a tall, cool Janitor-in-a-Drum. I like to walk out of a restaurant with enough gas to open a Mobil station.

and when they pulled her from the wreck, you know, she still had on her shades

I was always laughing in church.

Any place is good for eavesdropping, if you know how to eavesdrop.

I walked 500 miles just to see a halo, when I opened my eyes I was blind as can be.

I guess I've always lived upside down when I want things I can't have.

Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.