It's a battered old suitcase and a hotel someplace and a wound that will never heal.

Misery is the River of the World

Folks who work here are professors. Don't replace all the knowers with guessors keep'em open they're the ears of the town

If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it's good. I'm not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don't cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don't stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you'll never see it again.

It seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100 ft. away. She's alright, the baby's doing fine...ofcourse the soldier's a little pissed off.

It was a hubba, hubba, ding dang, baby you are just everythang.

I'm trying to learn how to write faster.