The waist is a terrible thing to mind.
I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!
About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.
What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.