I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants.

It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.

I smoke a little pot, every day, and I'm healthy as can be.

More than anything, the weed really helped with my mental state, because marijuana works on the brain. And if anything, it soothes the brain.

I only smoke maybe a nug a day.

Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'

There's the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that's the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit.