As soon as I discovered weightlifting, all I wanted to do - my plan in life - was to work out, lay on the beach, and get high... smoke dope. And that's really what I'm doing.

I think the most important thing that marijuana does is it affects the brain.

The good thing about poverty is it keeps you from getting in trouble because if you can't afford drugs, people will stop giving them to you very quickly. So, being poor really helps - it's the success that kills you.

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

When you smoke marijuana, you are in the moment and you are happy. You forget about any worries of the past or the future.

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.

Whenever I do anything, I need to take 15 or 20 minutes, maybe longer, to regroup.