Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.

When Mexicans sneak across the border, they're more apt to carry a bag of pot then they are a fistful of money. Because the pot can be exchanged for money, anywhere in America. Anywhere in the world!

Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it.

Now the [smartphone] has freed everybody, and so everybody gets better. No matter what you say, people will check you out on their phone.

People didn't relate to me as being Chinese or white, just being a hippie, a long-haired hippie.

I think the most important thing that marijuana does is it affects the brain.

There's the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that's the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit.