I believe that all marijuana is medical.

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.

As soon as I discovered weightlifting, all I wanted to do - my plan in life - was to work out, lay on the beach, and get high... smoke dope. And that's really what I'm doing.

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.

When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian.

I was more of a weightlifter.