Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.

I do believe that [Bill] Clinton never inhaled ...because when I met him, he had no idea who I was.

Because the pot takes the edge off the adrenaline, and it also clears your mind of it, and then you can see things a lot clearer.

Our tour is winding down and I was just thinking about what I want to do. I like growing so I think I might start growing again. As a medical marijuana patient, under California law I am licensed to grow 12 plants.

We have never been big smokers, neither Cheech [Marine] nor I. We were too creative, and we had a lot to do. We are actors and to be honest, I am the type of person that can reference a thought or a smell and get high.

When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian.

I converted a family-owned strip club into an improvisational acting theater.