Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.

One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded.

We survived Nixon and Reagan and George Bush, and so we can survive anything that comes along.

It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.

If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world.

I really love what [Donald] Trump is doing. He is doing a great job of exposing the republicans for what they really are.

I do have a plan for the country [the USA]. It needs education. And there should be drug education - only people should be taught how to smoke pot, because even potheads don't know how to smoke pot. I've evolved into not only an activist, but an educator. I want to show people how, when, and why they should smoke pot.