There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top.

It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.

I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime.

I've always known, all my life, that I was going to be something special. I never knew what it was, but I always had that feeling. I think my mother installed it when I was a little guy.

I think the most important thing that marijuana does is it affects the brain.

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.