If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.
The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.
I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I'm going to the big Dodger in the sky.
Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl?
Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.
Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.