When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.

About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.

Sometimes you've just got to let an umpire know that you're not satisfied with his decision. That they've missed the play in your opinion. Not that it's going to do you any good, but you've got to let them know.

I love doubleheaders. That way I get to keep my uniform on longer.

If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.

The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.