I've been Catholic all my life, and there's one thing I've never understood. Why didn't the Corinthians write back?
Tommy LasordaWhen I was 15 years old, I used to actually dream I was pitching in Yankee Stadium. Bill Dickey was my catcher.
Tommy LasordaWhen you say you're a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you're a cardinal, they tell you to work hard because the next step is pope. But when you say you're a Dodger, everybody knows you're in the Major Leagues.
Tommy Lasorda