Someone said to me, "Hey, what's it like kissing Marilyn Monroe?" I said, "It's like kissing Hitler. What are you doing asking me such a stupid question?"

Every line, everything you do in life, should have a motive and a reason. Every one of us should have a motive and a reason, most of the time, to accomplish all the things that we want in life.

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.

When I was in bed with Marilyn Monroe, I was never sure before, during or after, where her mind was.

I can't sit around and wait for the telephone to ring.

Hollywood ... the most sensational merry-go-around ever built.

I look at everything in an artistic way.