Someone said to me, "Hey, what's it like kissing Marilyn Monroe?" I said, "It's like kissing Hitler. What are you doing asking me such a stupid question?"

Art is an emotional experience

Like an opera singer, I am able to sing out my song in paint.

I like Vegas for its spontaneity.

I don't know what organically grown chickens are; I've never seen one.

I can't sit around and wait for the telephone to ring.

Joe: We can't just walk out on her without saying goodbye. Jerry: What? Since when? You usually walk out and leave 'em with nothing but a kick in the teeth. Joe: That's when I was a saxophone player. Now I'm a millionaire.