Jack Lemmon is my best friend and he's a very wonderful actor. A very talented, very funny man. A lovely man. We're like brothers! We are gifts to each other. He's such a fun personality. There will only ever be one Jack Lemmon.
On kissing Marilyn Monroe: It's like kissing Hitler.
The government gave me enough money to go to acting school.
Like an opera singer, I am able to sing out my song in paint.
You wanna know the secret of life? The saliva of young girls.
The movie business is very twisted, out of site, out of mind, you know.