The government gave me enough money to go to acting school.
If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.
I've just opened a show in Florida, although I also have many pieces on display around the world.
I like Vegas for its spontaneity.
They gave me away as a prize once - a Win Tony Curtis For A Weekend competition. The woman who won was disappointed. She'd hoped for second prize - a new stove.
On kissing Marilyn Monroe: It's like kissing Hitler.