While you're doing it, you don't really know what you're doing.

Joe: We can't just walk out on her without saying goodbye. Jerry: What? Since when? You usually walk out and leave 'em with nothing but a kick in the teeth. Joe: That's when I was a saxophone player. Now I'm a millionaire.

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.

Everywhere I go in the world, people know me and recognise me and really show affection for me.

They gave me away as a prize once - a Win Tony Curtis For A Weekend competition. The woman who won was disappointed. She'd hoped for second prize - a new stove.

It's such a human condition, whether you're a great track star or a great knitting person or you paint watercolors - someone knows who you are.

I will always remember this summer day in Paris, when I was to perform a great acrobatic move. I can still see myself stepping on the ring of a packed circus along real performers.