Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals
And Wigan Athletic are certain to be promoted barring a mathmatical tragedy
He was in the right place at the right time, but he might have been elsewhere on a different afternoon.
The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby.
So often the pendulum contines to swing with the side that has just pulled themselves out of the hole.
The ageless Teddy Sheringham, 37 now.