Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.

The players need to remember to run with their bodies above their legs.

I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.

He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's 12 years old, and it's over for him.

Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.

We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.

So instead of the Super Bowl, we've got the Stupor Bowl. Two once-proud teams, now 0-4 and stumbling through the season like zombies. And if you think the Cowboys are bad (and they are), the Redskins are so bad that every few plays you have to put a mirror under thieir noses to make sure they're still breathing.