In choosing a partner, always pick the optimist.
Let's see, I think I right now I'm third in the money-winning and first in money-spending.
After a golfer has been out on the circuit for a while he learns how to handle his dating so that it doesn't interfere with his golf. The first rule usually is no woman-chasing after Wednesday.
The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
A buoyant, positive approach to the game is as basic as a sound swing.
The less said about the putter the better. Here is an instrument of torture, designed by Tantalus and forged in the devil's own smithy.