Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.
The last person to achieve unambiguous victory in an air war was Zeus.
It makes no sense to pack an auditorium with 5,000 people and then tell them to keep quiet.
Many people don't give a rip about politics and know as much about public affairs as they know about the topography of Pluto.
The art of being sick is not the same as the art of getting well.
When you die, you graduate. I don't worry about death. Sickness teaches there is joy in everything. Take joy in your sickness because a lot of times God is telling you: 'You may not know it, but you're more blessed than you realized.'