I’m not a comedian, but I love the comedians who know when to get off the stage.

It's hard to understand the films that you're in, because you never truly get to see them.

Sometimes I get mad when I think that I only have maybe 40 or 50 more springs in New York. When I miss one, 'cause I'm on location for a film, I wanna go, 'That's it, that just cost me one of my 50!'

It's kind of like, I love doing tons of different things. The only thing I hate is not being in ensembles.

I was in college, it was my first year of college when I got the show, so I've been kinda' partying a lot and drinking a lot and I've never been stoned and when I got the show I got really serious... So I kinda stop drinking, cold turkey so I had never been stoned until... It's something that happened with Mila and Ashton.

I really need a therapist.

The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine's Day as you can get in the human experience.