So then I though I'd make some plans, but Fire thought she'd really rather be Water instead.

This whole Christian theology thing is that god came down to experience life through his son. Well, how's he experiencing life if he doesn't get laid? Give me a break. And why would he not get laid, as he created the apparatus in the first place?

I'm not somebody that gets played a lot at parties and weddings. I mean, you know, you mention my name and you get an eye roll, until, of course, you're jumping off a bridge.

I wanted to do something creatively, having been a beached whale for many months and nursing my daughter.

Every place you land in life has a reason and a lesson.

I became a mom at 37 and having a child has been an emancipation for me.

I've got tonnes of aboriginal and Native American art, but I'd like even more.