In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe.

Your apocalypse was fab.

Anger is natural. It's part of the force. You just have to learn to hang out with it.

This whole Christian theology thing is that god came down to experience life through his son. Well, how's he experiencing life if he doesn't get laid? Give me a break. And why would he not get laid, as he created the apparatus in the first place?

Adolescence is that time when I think, it can be- it's the cruelest place on Earth. It can really be heartless.

I don't really cook. There are caterers, and my husband cooks.

I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things.