I think all the boys that write the screaming stuff would write the best love songs... because they have the most to hide. The guys that are in the most pain are usually the ones with the biggest hearts.

Father Lucifer, you never looked so sane.

My fear is greater than my faith, but I walk the missionary way.

Well, I have a lot of food references in my work.

My grandmother really liked virgins. There's nothing wrong with virgins, there's a time and a place for that. I had other things on my mind... like Robert Plant.

Not everyone wants you to become your potential, for whatever reason.

I don't know what a shrink would call me. I don't want to know.